A GLANCE INTO THE NEAR FUTURE (i hope)
Hi kids.
The truth is, I love the internet. I love it! It fills me with more delight than Claussen brand spears, which is easily my favorite pickle. I also like thinking about the future.
Would I call myself a visionary? Not exactly. But I DO refer to myself as lord-and-master-of-all-things-concerning-you-fucking-peasants, so I may have a bit of perspective to share (and you’ll listen if you know whats good for you).
So ultimately, I want to take a week exploring my most-desired new internet sensations! Come with me! Join hands and hearts and look at the pictures and skip the words like I know you will!
Part 1. alan_hand.gif.
So yes. I hold a cigarette like a fagmo. I’m sorry, dad. I’m sorry for smoking and I’m sorry for being dainty. I made this .gif to express my pain and confusion.
But in the future, I hope and believe alan_hand.gif will be a lively replacement for simply calling someone a ‘feygit.’ And, using technology, it becomes truly universal! THIS IS THE BEAUTY YOU SEE.
For example, Let’s say you find Pres. Barack Obama’s foreign policy to be a bit.. ‘fruity.’
TAKE THAT! OH IT FEELS SO RIGHT! SO RIGHT PEOPLE!
Or… um… James Hetfield. You could do it to him too.
USE FACTOR 100%
Tomorrow, we look at how I stopped being uptight and learned how to love the picture of the dog that has the rainbow behind it with the words on it.
